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  Release Blitz, Excerpt & Giveaway: F**k, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy By Lance Lansdale Murder Daddy, Book 1 SCOTTY My boyfriend’s been trying to kill me for weeks. Well, I guess he's my boyfriend. I mean, we've never officially been introduced, but he's always standing in the shadows, watching me. That has to be a good sign, right? The first time I saw him, he was hunched down in my bushes, aiming a rifle at my heart, and he's turned up with a new weapon every night since. As fun as our silly little game of Murder Daddy may be, I’m getting tired of having to steal my stalker-slash-boyfriend’s affection by disarming him and using his weapons against him. BRODY I’ve got to get my head in the game. As my agency’s top assassin, I’ve killed my fair share of men. When Senator Levinson placed his son on my hitlist, I figured it would be a one-and-done. I was wrong. Every time our paths cross, he winds up getting the upper hand. The things he makes me do once he’s pried a...

  F**CK, MARRY, KILL ME, DADDY Murder Daddy - Book One by Lance Lansdale Release Date: June 21, 2024 Review This is a raucous and wild ride. The author proclaims it to be an over-the-top and unhinged story, and he is not wrong! To be honest, it’s not my style, but the writing was great, and I can totally see others loving it! I’m just hit or miss with rom-com’s, but I thought that maybe with the darker theme… “I haven’t seen you leave your apartment once in the three weeks I’ve been stalking you. I think all of this isolation might have taken a toll on you. You’re unhinged.”  Either way, it was a fun premise and I did enjoy the mix of insta-love and dark themes. They go through a wild ride with curve ball after curve ball which will make you laugh and shake your head in equal measure. Though I won’t continue with the rest of the series, I do want to read his other writing, because he is definitely skilled. Add to your TBR List GOODREADS LINK Synopsis SCOTTY My boyfriend’s been...

  Cover Reveal & Giveaway: The Househusband's Guide to Domestic Bliss By Lance Lansdale Coming April 3rd There is a home in New Orleans where—for a price—even the unlovable can find a love story for the ages. Ms. Broussard's Home for Bountiful Beaus offers custom-made automatons, fully versed in the art of homemaking. Arthur Price is not looking for love. The lonely librarian clings to work and routine to keep himself functioning. When his brother, Jared, arrives in the middle of the night with an i-Series automaton meant to lift his spirits, he realizes his routine life is about to be upended. Cheerful to a fault, Periwinkle is not someone Arthur would normally choose to befriend, much less enter into a romantic entanglement with, but he somehow programs himself perfectly into his life. Miraculously, Arthur finds himself growing almost… fond of the robot. Periwinkle may not possess much experience outside cleaning, but he can’t help noticing the loneliness in his l...

  Cover Reveal & Giveaway: We Burn Beautiful By Lance Lansdale Coming December 15th We went into this knowing we'd get burned. And God, we burned so beautifully. Kent Fox is not okay. Thanks to a botched selfie swap, thousands of his colleagues have borne witness to a photo of his sock-covered crotch. Branded a professional pariah, he's had to move home with his mother, and the only job the 38-year-old former executive can land is stocking shelves at a grocery store. To make matters worse, his new boss is none other than his ex-gay ex-boyfriend. To everyone else, Gray Collins is the perfect Christian. He manages the local Pick-n-Save, attends West Clark Apostolic Church four times a week, and he's just bought a ring for the woman helping him overcome his homosexuality. To Kent, however, Gray is the same coward he was twenty years ago. The boy with a list of seventeen reasons why he deserved Kent’s heart. The man who did nothing as his brother ripped Kent fr...